6.30 am
omg omg omg omg the PEOPLE are up! they're UP THEY'RE UP THEY'RE UP HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
6.35 am
omg omg omg omg the GARDEN! the SMELLS! the PIDDLES! more SMELLS!
6.37 am
Ohhhhhhhhh that was fun. But we just need a little rest now, before breakfast.
7.30 am
omg omg omg omg omg omg the PEOPLE ARE COMING! with BREAKFAST! and it's KIBBLE!!! my FAVOURITE!!!!
OK, it's not REALLY my favourite but .... BREAKFAST!
*nom nom nom nom nom*
7.36 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................
time for a little after-breakfast-snooze.......
9 am
omg omg omg omg the PEOPLE are coming! into the GARDEN! UH OH -- she's got the HOSE. Better get back on our beds for a while......
3.30 pm
omg omg omg omg the PEOPLE are coming! ohhhh ... it's the PEOPLE PUPPIES! SNACKS! PATS! SNACKS!!
3.38 pm
time for an after-snack rest.
5.30 pm
omg omg OMG OMG! the PEOPLE ARE COMING! with WALKS!!!! BEST PART OF THE DAY!!!!!
5.40 pm
omg are we there yet?
5.45 pm
omg omg home.... foot bath... water.... bed...... *snore*
6.30 pm
omg omg OMG OMG OMG DINNERTIME!!! KIBBLE! and MACKEREL!!
*nom nom nom nom nom nom*
6.40 pm
*yawn*
omg omg omg BEDTIME!! YAY!! my FAVOURITE!! (it really IS my favourite!)
BEST description of a rescue/retired grey EVER!!!! (I have three, so it's triple the tongues/snoozing hahahah)
ReplyDeleteI only have two :(
DeleteWouldn't it be cool to have like a dozen?
Love love love it!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Jacks' would read much the same. XX
DeleteSuch a delightful read - love seeing the puppy in the Geriatric come out.
ReplyDeleteWhy, thankya ma'am!
DeleteThe best part about this is that it is your yard not mine. I don't think I could cope with that level of doggy excitement.
ReplyDeleteOh, I could happily fill my yard up with greyhounds!
DeleteThis sounds exactly like my Mum's retired greyhound! I'm sending her this link now!
ReplyDeleteThanks, MsMidge! Greyhounds just have this way of working their way into your hearts....
DeleteBahahaha...I had to look twice and then realized it was Dex not my Cee there with the tongue out!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw him, I thought it was a bit of his collar sticking out!
DeleteOMG IS THAT A TONGUE?!?! Tea just came out my nose when I reached that picture. I'm glad you didn't start the post with that. I'd have choked on my sandwich! I've never seen Dex before. He looks like a handsome dog (even with the tongue)
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the hilarious part is that it dries out, and when he tries to reel it back in, it gets stuck, and he has to gulp it in in 3 or 4 goes.
DeleteSo funny you would DIE laughing.
Oh my dear! I can't even imagine! lol
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