Last night, Fabio and I were watching The Walking Dead, which is a TV series about zombies.
In one scene, one poor man was trying to gather the courage to shoot his zombied wife, and he just couldn't do it.
I asked Fabio:
"If I got zombified, would you shoot me in the head?"
His reply? "Right between the eyes."
Fabio: My pleasure, babe.
Then we looked at each other and roared laughing.
Now that's romance, folks.