He's been away for work for the last week and me being me, I was convinced something horrible would happen to him on the way back home, just because it's Christmas, so when he finally got here I was so relieved and glad to see him that I couldn't hug him enough.
I said, "I wish I could unzip you and climb inside and put my arms in your arms and my legs in your legs and ... just... wear you!"
"Is this a 'Silence of the Lambs' kind of thing?" he said.
This will make more sense if you've read this.
Or maybe less.