Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Dear Person Who Dropped a Bag of Bait On The Road Outside My House Last Night,


Thanks for that.

I can't tell you how pleasant it was to pick up that bag of squid that had been
run over several times,
ground into the bitumen,
and laid out in the sun all morning.

I gagged all the way to the bin.

And now my bin stinks too.


  1. Oh yuk!!
    I would have double bagged it, then put it in the nearest council bin. They get emptied more often than our weekly collections I believe.

  2. Yeah .... our council hides the bins really well so I didn't think of that. NEXT TIME THOUGH!!


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