Wednesday, July 28, 2010


My name is Toni, and I suffer from PMS.

Well, actually my family and friends and acquaintances suffer more than I do. FAR more.

One day a month, I get crabby. But every now and then, I get a 6 million dollar bionic version of crabby that has me plotting physical harm against anyone and anything that gets in my way. It doesn't last long but it doesn't need to -- it drags me around raving and screaming like the Tasmanian Devil in Bugs Bunny cartoons. Destructive. Fast. Ugly. And I hate it.
I fully get why women can find themselves on murder charges and use a PMS defence. (not that I've actually TRIED to kill anyone. Except my ex. I stabbed him with a kitchen knife one time. But that wasn't PMS, it was because he's a dick. True story.)

What people don't realise (unless they're fellow PMSers) is that you can't always control the moods. I've tried loads of recommendations, swallowing supplements and oils and all sorts, but they've about as much effect as chanting in the lotus position.
Personally, I find tequila to be a much more effective solution. And so I'm off to medicate. And hopefully calm down and re-friend those people I dropped from Facebook.


  1. Bahahahaha that's fantastic... And way to lay down the law on your ex!!


  2. that is great lol!!!!!!!! ha!!!

    friday is last day for my JEWELRY GIVEAWAY!

  3. What? You're on FB and you're not my friend? Hormones can be a bitch. The next time they strike you I'm going to give you my soon-to-be ex's address, k?

  4. Ah. I liked your FB page today though.
    Sure, I'll maybe start up a small business - Stabbers R Us. Only for exes and soon-to-be exes.

  5. Tequila, vodka, it's all the same. I'm sorry but your'e writing my post!

    Thanks so much for commenting on my wallowing woe is me blog too, I really appreciate it xx

  6. I never had the PMS problem, but my mum did and both my daughters.
    one of my bosses has it too. She's really snarky on those days.


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