Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I saw a zombie today

Today, I totally saw Zombie Bill Murray in the fruit and veg section at the supermarket.

He's lost a little hair on top and grown a mullet, which is weird because I didn't know zombies could grow their hair (or go bald on top) but there you go, that's your Interesting Fact for the day.
Also, his face wasn't green-tinged like I thought it would be so I think he was wearing makeup. You know, as a disguise.
So, I didn't take a photo because I figured he was just trying to get a little shopping done. Also, he was in the fruit and veg section, so you know, gotta respect the vegan approach rather than the whole 'brains brains' thing.

I didn't even have to use my Zombie Escape Plan, which is basically trip someone else over and then run like hell.
So cool.


  1. Funny!!

    Is it just me or are there more and more zombies running around? People need to get some sleep and lay off the botox!! x

  2. Yeah, botox is over-rated anyway. Vodka is way cheaper, and paralyses more muscles. :)

  3. I didn't know zombies ate fruit and veg. I thought it was a brains only deal.

  4. I know! it's sorta weird. I wonder if they're trying to cash in on the whole Twilight/Cullen/don't-eat-the-humans thing?

  5. Zombies eat fish because it's brain food. Hahahahahaha. OK, I'm an idiot.

  6. LMAO -- no that was funny! made me laugh.

  7. What do vegetarian Zombies groan when they're about to feast? Graaaains! Graaaaains!

  8. hahahahaha I haven't heard that one before!

  9. The best thing about zombies is that they are very good at waxing cars. It's a little known fact but once you know how to exploit it you can keep your car in really good shape for next to no cost - brilliant


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