Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I saw a zombie today

Today, I totally saw Zombie Bill Murray in the fruit and veg section at the supermarket.



He's lost a little hair on top and grown a mullet, which is weird because I didn't know zombies could grow their hair (or go bald on top) but there you go, that's your Interesting Fact for the day.
Also, his face wasn't green-tinged like I thought it would be so I think he was wearing makeup. You know, as a disguise.
So, I didn't take a photo because I figured he was just trying to get a little shopping done. Also, he was in the fruit and veg section, so you know, gotta respect the vegan approach rather than the whole 'brains brains' thing.

I didn't even have to use my Zombie Escape Plan, which is basically trip someone else over and then run like hell.
So cool.

9 comments:

  1. Funny!!

    Is it just me or are there more and more zombies running around? People need to get some sleep and lay off the botox!! x

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  2. Yeah, botox is over-rated anyway. Vodka is way cheaper, and paralyses more muscles. :)

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  3. I didn't know zombies ate fruit and veg. I thought it was a brains only deal.

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  4. I know! it's sorta weird. I wonder if they're trying to cash in on the whole Twilight/Cullen/don't-eat-the-humans thing?

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  5. Zombies eat fish because it's brain food. Hahahahahaha. OK, I'm an idiot.

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  6. LMAO -- no that was funny! made me laugh.

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  7. What do vegetarian Zombies groan when they're about to feast? Graaaains! Graaaaains!

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  8. hahahahaha I haven't heard that one before!

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  9. The best thing about zombies is that they are very good at waxing cars. It's a little known fact but once you know how to exploit it you can keep your car in really good shape for next to no cost - brilliant

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