2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
3. There is no CONTROL key on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
4. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
5. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. To prove this fact, go to Google.com and search for “Find Chuck Norris”. Be sure to hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button.
(disclaimer :- I am in no way responsible for any consequences that may arise from you Googling Chuck Norris)
I know heaps of people don't 'get' Chuck Norris facts. That's OK. Just smile and wave as you pass by.