Wednesday, February 16, 2011

five facts about Chuck Norris

1. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it, because NO-BODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

3. There is no CONTROL key on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

4. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

5. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. To prove this fact, go to Google.com and search for “Find Chuck Norris”. Be sure to hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button.

(disclaimer :- I am in no way responsible for any consequences that may arise from you Googling Chuck Norris)

I know heaps of people don't 'get' Chuck Norris facts. That's OK. Just smile and wave as you pass by.

18 comments:

  1. and I did the google search - funny as.

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  2. Love Chuck Norris jokes. They always make me smile. Excellent choice. :-)

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  3. Ummm - *smiles and waves as I pass by*

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  4. Haaa...love it! Random!
    My maiden name was Norris...so many people would make Chuck Norris references to me as conversation starters....that made me smile & wave & continue passing by LOL!

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  5. Chuck Norris is one fabulous hunk of man meat, isn't he? Hahahaha Love this post!

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  6. I love this and I have seen a few Chuck Norris movies.
    Well done !

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  7. Hilarious, Toni! My daughter's wondering why I'm laughing out loud!!!

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  8. The American in me loves that you love Chuck Norris jokes! :)

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  9. The American in me loves that you love Chuck Norris jokes! :)

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  10. Okay - BEST list ever! Thank you!!

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  11. Chuck Norris jokes never get old!! I was actually thinking about doing something similar! Great list, thanks for the laughs :)

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  12. Poor Chuck Norris. How can you take him seriously when you read that!

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  13. I remember that google Chuck NOrris thing. My kids put me on to it years ago. Very Funny.
    I have a Chuck Norris movie, Lone Wolf McQuade. Haven't watched it in ages.

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